Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
Sorry I didn't answer your call last night, I was peeing on the driveway.
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
I told my boss that I'm in a slutty stage of my life right now and the chef overheard and slipped me his number. I might get laid tonight
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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