Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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