he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
He once bought a dildo and put fifty dollars and a happy anniversary note in the battery compartment I gotta lock him down while hes available
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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