You really coming over, don't trick.
Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
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my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
You kept saying thank you to the automatic toilet as it flushed your puke.
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
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I feel a five day drunk coming on.
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
Just motorboated this 18 year old girl at the bar. The first time was my idea the other 3 she made me. Maybe turning 27 won't be so bad. Haha.
I don’t care how cute or big a guy is I’m done with drunken hand jobs. It was like I was pulling a nine inch bungee cord for 25 minutes. Now My arm and shoulder is dead
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