they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
i looked at my phone and realized all i had said to her the entire night was misspelled variations of "NOTHING IS THE SAME" over and over. she eventually stopped replying.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
I'm at home, drunk, and I just called the guy I lost my virginity to and invited him to my wedding.. I've got to stop drinking by myself.
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
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