Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
My liver needs the occasional pep talk and a reminder that we are two weeks into freshman year of college.
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
I just woke up in his bed.. in a cardboard castle, with a Justin Bieber poster on the ceiling staring down at me, cuddling with 4 empty PBR cans. I win.
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
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