it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
Only if you bring Listerine. I can't come home to my husband from a bachelorette party with spermbreath again.
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
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