He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
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