MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
I convinced a shit ton of people I was a russian foreign exchange student to get free drinks. I knew learning those accents would come in handy.
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We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
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She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
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