rhymes with "ouble enetration"
as evidence of my kitchen this morning my night involved alot of mustard and condoms
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
Just got a lapdance on the metro. She said she was on maternity leave and needed the practice.
Never get a handjob from a girl who gives deep tissue massages.
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
We both paused during sex to do the clap during the Friends theme song. Soulmates.
You are not allowed to borrow my car ever again. It smells like a hobo orgy happened in my backseat with a hint of onion. What did you do.
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
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