i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
i just ordered an al pacino with double mocha at starbucks.. i'm waiting to see how long it takes the chick to realize what i said.
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
I was speaking french the whole night. Until i got arrested. Then I decided I should probably start speaking English.
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
I just couldn't load the family groceries on to the same seat where I had sex 12 hours ago.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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