Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
I'll truly miss your penis but your use of words and phrases such as bae, yolo, swag, and totes have ruined how attractive you once were.
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
Randomize
