Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
At my boss' house at a bbq. Had a few beers. Taking a poop - there's no TP...this is my nightmare.
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
two words: eviction party
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don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
Dude you can't like a status about me getting hit by a car
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
Im in a bar and I just invented a scrabble drinking game. People are cheering. It's like the universe has aligned itself.
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
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Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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