rolled in at 7am w/ 2 girls i met at the strip club. my neighbor was getting up to mow the lawn before he took his kids to school. i'm 31. he's younger. if given the chance, you think he'd want to switch places?
He was drunk at Denny's at 5 am saying how Dear John was the worst movie he has ever seen... eyes filled with tears.
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
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