My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
I just made the pizza guy say helicopter six times in order to get his money. Even he knows how stoned we are.
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
YOURE A FUCKING ADULT. DONT TELL ME ITS PAST YOUR BEDTIME WHEN I WANT TO GET ANOTHER COCKTAIL.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
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