That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
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