Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
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