the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
"It's not a date, we're just spending the entire day at a concert and then getting high together." Awesome.
You have found the Promised Land of friend zones
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
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