Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
seriously i just wanna be friends
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just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
My roommate has a sixth sense about my jerking off and walks in EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
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