You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
Threw up on the baby. National Tequila Day is the eve of National I'm A Horrible Nanny Day.
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
I'm like, not good at living.
the raccoons are back...
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