i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
How the hell am I supposed to know what lotion to get her? They should have a dressing booth where I could go test how good it is for jerking off, then I'd know.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
There is a 1000000% chance you'll be turned down if you try coming on to me while I watch Star Wars.
When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
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