I'm not a real person
I'm sorry, everyone knows that
dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
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He passed out mid-signature
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well I just had a 45 minute conversation with a lady who was drunk off her ass complaining about how her 3 sons won't talk to her anymore. No more dive bars.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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