She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
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On the back of that comment, I've formed a theory that as a result of my brainwashing your drunk self actually believes that beards are your calling.
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
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Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
The dominoes guy came back thirty mins later to ask me out. I guess he figures if I'm eating pizza alone I must have gotten dumped
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
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