I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
Waking up next to a guy you don't remember going home with and the first thing you say is: where is my tiara? = successful birthday
i got pulled over completely sober but looking like death. dick cop made me do a field sobriety test. he also said "no sober person could have 7 BK bags"
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
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