I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
I think my boss gives me work off weekends because he doesn't want me showing up hungover anymore..
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
The Wolf of Wall Street “I ain’t fuckin’ leaving!” speech when the cops broke up your party though...
i now understand why vodka
and you fell through a lawn chair
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
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