Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
You know you turned your life around when your drunk eating salad at 3 am on a Friday night
pray to the hookup gods
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
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