Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.
Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
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