she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
I just woke up on my kitchen floor using a yellow pages as a pillow and surrounded by plants that used to be in the garden around my apt building, can't wait to see the security tapes for my eviction
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
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If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
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You are not allowed to borrow my car ever again. It smells like a hobo orgy happened in my backseat with a hint of onion. What did you do.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
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