Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
i crunched every chip from the dorito bag and poured it in the vase. never again will i have to deal with cool ranch fingers.
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
The moment I said this burrito on my nuts feels really good is the moment I knew I was drunk
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
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