I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
Woke up this morning buried in a mountain of chex mix and bubble wrap. We must have been doing something great last night
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
and then she asked if she could shave my junk
and howd that go?
can you pick me up from the hospital?
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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