forecast for tonight is alcohol, low standards and poor decisions.
it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
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I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
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Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
I should get an "I gave blood today" type of sticker, but instead it would say "I went balls deep today"
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
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