She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
so it turns out the huge bruises on my knees are from drunk bmxing and not getting railed from behind on the ground
and ill have you know that I only wiped out twice
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
I got a text saying, "It's so great to throw tomatoes at seagulls."
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
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