I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
i told her i loved her afterwards and she said "i know," kissed me, and got up to start making breakfast.
dude, she han solo'd you. keep her.
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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