There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
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On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
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Everyone says I win the strip club
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
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Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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