YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
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Last night drunk me texted a sure to be hungover me my class schedule and locations for today. I'm like a mom preparing her child for the first day of school
mowing the lawn. still drunk. If my dad doesn't appreciate this I swear I'm dissowning everyone including him
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
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She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
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