I want to stick my p in your. b.
MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
He didnt have condoms & didnt trust himself to pull out. Thats when I knew he was a keeper. So I blew him so he knew I was a keeper too.
True romance of the 21st century.
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
Dude your neighbors are having a garage sale. They were judging me as I walk of shamed back to my car.
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
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