You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
I drunken agreed to go wedding dress shopping with a stranger at the bar yesterday. She sent me an email asking what days I am free.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
I literally just smashed open my grade school piggy bank for beer money. Goodbye childhood. Hellllllo coin night.
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
Took his shirt off. Announced he was Jesus. Threw up. Asked me to cuddle him to sleep. And then tried to kiss me. Typical Saturday night.
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
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