and he says: but we did find out that your ovaries have never released eggs. first thing out of my mouth: so i didnt really need to take the morning after pill so many times in college?
not the response he usually gets im sure.
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
It's like that thing with the devil and the angel except one shoulder has orgasms and the other has stuffed crust pizza and depression.
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
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