We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
Randomize
