So, I'm pretty sure I just jacked off and my gf 17 m/o son caught me. IDK how long he was standing in the crib, but he definately saw the grand finale.
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
Listen, yo... we need to have a serious conversation about this Dollar Store toilet paper. Because if I’m going to finger someone’s ass, it’s not going to be my own.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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