WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
You were in the back of the cop car and told the cop to ask me if I got laid. Youre a dedicated wingman.
I really wanted you to make me eggs this afternoon. I even wrote it on my hand to remind myself.
Hey. Did I get punched in the face last night?
Yeah. I told you I would and you didn't believe me.
Randomize
