She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
Today's hangover is brought to us by Sailor Jerry's and your dedication to my alcoholism.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
Randomize
