he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
I'm gonna write a book. Almost Awesome: all the times I ALMOST got laid.
By far the fardest thing to do drunk is open a band aid
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
Randomize
