I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
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