Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
just found a beer in my hamper. even my laundry is a dirty alcoholic.
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
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