If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
I just realized that "Hey girl, when you gonna let me tap that?" is in iambic pentameter. I'm going to write a poem...
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
I lost half a toenail and didn't realize it. Bloody shoe shoulda been a clue.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
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