I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
Your lack of enthusiasm for my exciting news of drunken debauchery with an otherwise occupied vagina of one of my greatest conquests yet disturbs me. I'm not happy with you
My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
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