I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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