Nothings more american than taking a shit with a handgun next to you.
he told me I talked like a deaf person
Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
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Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
They have 12 kegs and 40 bottles of liquor and a pool with a diving board. And hardly anyone at this wedding knows me. Should be a great night
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Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
You know you're a fat kid when you've spent half the day having a twitter conversation with Pizza Hut.
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
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