No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
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I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
I took the weekend off because he and I were supposed to go to Vegas for our anniversary and get a hooker remember?
Ah, yes. Who says romance is dead?
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I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
Did you pee in the oven last night??
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
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