Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
You hooked up with a kindergarten teacher?
Yea. It's kind of weird knowing that there are kindergarten teachers out there with their nipples pierced.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
Priorities: waking up on your doorstep desperately clutching half a meatball marinara but with no sign of your keys, purse or housemate. Where are you?!
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
then he said the sex was mediocre and that it was because of me. and that we could try again tomorrow.
it was 100% mediocre because of him, and we will 100% not be trying again tomorrow.
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