Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
Thank you for deleting me from Instagram. Also, I'm carrying your child. Happy new year!
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
Also- should we send out holiday cards? That say, "Eat a dick, 2014"?
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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