i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
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