They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
I don't know. I just have an affinity for nudity when I'm drunk.
How the hell am I supposed to tell that to a group of eight year olds?! It was three in the afternoon for fucks sake!
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
I'm eating animal crackers on my bed next to my vibrator writing about the hopelessness and depravity of humanity. I am LIVING.
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
Next time I think it’s a good idea to hook up with any of your wife’s family members or friends just kick me in my dick
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