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I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
We're lucky we aren't prostitutes by now. Whats the etiquette for returning a pair of heels with blood on them?
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
My new hangover cure is going for a haircut, just so the stylists give me a scalp massage during the shampoo.
That certainly explains the nine times your hair has looked different just this last month alone.
You know it's a good Halloween party when a guy wearing a light-up sombrero offers you blow.
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
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