so explain again why im purple
no
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
I have bruises covered in glitter and someone just asked me if I realized I'm bleeding from both ears. This is awkward.
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
I'm wearing a fleece onesie eating pop tarts on the train to work. Killing it.
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
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