What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
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