like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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