Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
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and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
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I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
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