Well douche your snatch and let's go!
i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
time to smoke my breakfast
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
Turns out, it's impolite to repeatedly request Seal "Kiss From a Rose" at bars
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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