Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
I wish Pampers made couches for people like us.
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
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