She asked me why I was wearing a Batman Suit. Have I ever needed a reason to wear a Batman Suit?
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
Just used "I used to work as an inflatable toy operator" as a pick up line. Freshman frenzy is great...
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
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Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
It took me fifteen minutes to go from puking on my doorstep infront of my old lady neighbor to legit presentable person able to care for children. Bronzing powder and I deserve an award.
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
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It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
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