; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
My e-date is really photogenic. Real-life not so much
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
not allowed to tweet this cos she's following me but i definitely just got head in a stairwell of the university of chicago. wanted you all to know.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
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