They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
If my body was a temple, I pissed all over the front stairs last night..
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
I damn near set my vagina on fire. WHILE The Flaming Lips played in the background. Intensely apropos.
1) I'm a decent drunk texter. 2) My world is spinning. 3) I'll give you a dollar and a hug for a glass of water. 4) I love you. 5) Example: your penatrive ways are overwhelming my alternative lyfestyle. 6) That is all.
7) Noodle arms: engage
The example was me just using big words while hammered. You're welcome. Ambidextrious. I spelled it right.
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
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