My vagina is in bus station locker number 1465.You can go talk to it if u like -in the mean time I’m going 2show up drunk and embarrass u at work.
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
All I do lately is eat steak, drink warm beer, watch porn, and avoid booty calls when I'm too lazy to take a shower. I think the apocalypse turned me into a dude.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
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